A car drove by covered with stickers proclaiming the drivers love of basset hounds. Basset's are cool, almost like a Beagle. Almost. So many stickers, which while I enjoy my Mom's one Beagle sticker, I would be embarrassed if she added more. There is a sticker to crazy ratio that we all should be aware of.
But right smack in the middle of all those bassets and loving stickers, was a sticker of Snoopy.
I can't help but think the implications are that Snoopy is a Basset.
Oh no. No, no, no, no.
Snoopy is a Beagle. It says so on Wikipedia, just in case anyone doubts me. But how could you? Snoopy is iconic. We all know he is a Beagle.
I'm still scarred from what I saw.