Thursday, September 23, 2010

I Am An O.E.

Dear family, you may not have noticed this but I am an O. E. An Over Eater.

Oh. You did notice? What was your first clue?

Unattended food gets snatched up in a heartbeat? I stand with my paws on the dining room table looking for scraps? I'll eat all the food you give me and beg for more? Coffee with real cream in it is my favorite treat to steal?

Oh. It was all of that and my extra pounds?


Well, don't blame me. It's in my genes. Didn't you know Beagles are notorious chow hounds?

You did? And you're okay with that? Cool.

But let me understand, you are not okay with me getting food off the table? Okay. I'll try to follow that rule.

Hey, I said I'd try! But on pizza night, all bets are off.

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