Ohmygosh Ohymygosh
     Oh. My. Gosh.
Did you see that?
What was that?
A cat? A bird? A threat to all civilization?
     No, a squirrel.
It was right here in this grass.
Here.  Sniff, sniff.  here.
     Sniff, here too.
It ran up this tree.
      This tree?
      This tree.
      Sniff, sniff.
      Yes, this tree.
Do you see it?
High up in the branches?
     No, me neither.
If I run over here and look up?
     No.  Still can't see it.
You run over here and look up.  Nothing?
You stay here and I will go inside and sit on the couch and stare out of the window at the tree.
     Okay.  We'll both go back inside and sit on the couch and stare out of the window at the tree.
          Might as well be comfortable while we stake out this trespassing squirrel.
                  Besides, how fast could he be?
Not faster than us leaping off the couch and running outside......

Oh.  He is that fast.